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April Reals

Apr 1, 2013
— when something so unbelievable happens to you on April Fool's Day that no one you tell will believe you.

e.g.:
person 1: Oh my god, I just pooped in my pants.
person 2: (sarcastically) ha — ha, april fools!
Person 1: Naw dude, its April Reals!
person 2: yeah right...why does it smell like poop?